First – brother, I am in tension!
Second – Why?
First – My wife is not quarreling with me…
Second – brother, this is a matter of happiness!
First – no man, I am scared, there is peace before the storm!

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Two friends were talking:
First: Man, why do they give so much salary to government offices?
Second: Because work has no effect on their health!

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Two friends:
First – I was rejected by the girls!
Second – Why?
First – we say, we want a man, whatever work, your Instagram account is increasing!

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teacher: Give an example of honesty!
Child: Sir, my father was afraid of my mother even before marriage, and is afraid even after marriage!

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First – brother, why is this boss always angry?
Second – because married and listens to wife's taunts at home, our talk in office!

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